Conversation with Matt Whistler

Published On January 26, 2012 | By We Love Brighton | Features

Matt Whistler is one of the most viewed men on youtube. Last year he quite literally slid on a tea tray into the public eye! To add to his naked snow ride he also ran half-naked through it, helped propel the Trashmen track ‘Surfin Bird’ to number 3 in the official UK Christmas charts and now he’s starring in his own show, Matt Whistler’s Trip Out.

We met him with Latest Tv so he could indtroduce us to his new android girlfriend.

Q:  How did you to get together and what exactly is your new girl?

A:  She is a cross species romantic experiment with an aura of Retro Grade Futurism.
We got together when I was checking some grey pipe on the back of a washing machine in a refurbished washing machine shop. I was holding the pipe then heard a strange dot matrix noise and looked up and there she was…. ATM

(the grey pipe was actually ATMs arm and I thought it belonged to the washing machine)

Q: Have you taken ATM to meet your parents?

A:  ATM Has been to see my parents but keeps stealing the show with better jokes than my dad… the only problem is I have to wait ten minutes for ATM to print the punchline on the dot matrix printer.

Q:  Does she speak any languages?

A:  She doesn’t speak but only snores . The snoring noise is the a mixture between a snor and The famous Casio Watch song ‘Yellow Rose Of Texas’. She only speaks with her dot matrix printer.

…….someone among the audience has a question for ATM

Q: “If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

A: Life is one Big Marde Gras. But instead of showing your boobs, show people your mind and if they like what they see, you’ll have more beads than you know what to do with.

News: now he’s starring in his own show, Matt Whistler’s Trip Out, the first of a new series produced by Latest TV and Convict Films.

I can’t wait to watch it!

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